This is one sarcastic fucking medical textbook.
"Go ahead, make my millennium."
*aggressively lip syncing Fall Out Boy alone at 2 AM*
IT’S OVER 9000 CUTENESS
Horse Head Squirrel Feeder.
… I guess it was a killer joke, eh Tony? :D
"Whatcha thinkin’ about?"
"Oh idk, Draugr stuff…"
I read this comic 2 days ago and I’m STILL laughing at it
Man Saves a Shark
look at that man. When the shark starts thrashing around he just lets go and calmly takes a step back and waits for it to be done. Then it’s back to work. What a badass.
OH MY GOD
SO MUCH LOVE
SAVE ALL THE THINGS
EVEN THE POINTY BITEY ONES
That is really badass. Awesome.
im so happy right now that just made my day
The Skeleton Dance (1929)
Whites riot over pumpkins in NH and Twitter turns it into epic lesson about Ferguson, aka The Best of #PumpkinFest, PT 1. #staywoke
in this week’s episode of shit black folks would get murdered or jailed with no trial for
all i want in life is to lose weight and gain money
yet instead, here i am, gaining weight and losing money
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