May 2013
May 26th
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nospockdasgay: attackedastoria: so i started using men’s deodorant and i gotta say, it works and smells 10x better than the crap they have for women SAME. I use Old Spice Pure Sport [it’s pure spice, old sport! /GATSBY JOKE HERE] and it’s awesome. i’ve been using the old spice wolfthorn and it smells so good omg i can’t believe it took me this long to make the switch
May 26th
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so i started using men’s deodorant and i gotta say, it works and smells 10x better than the crap they have for women
May 26th
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May 26th
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i really wanna text this guy but i’m restraining myself because i don’t want to seem desperate i forgot how much i hate dating ugh
May 26th
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sometimes i get random boosts of self-confidence where i’m all ‘damn i’m hot i should be a pinup model’ then i come to my senses and realize it will never happen and i’m sad
May 25th
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May 25th
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frankful: [slams my face against ur window] do yOU WANNA TALK ABOUT PATRICK STUmP
May 25th
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May 25th
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thylaa: Read More
May 24th
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bigbardafree: idris elba looks like how good cologne smells
May 24th
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homleschapel: summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell
May 24th
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roseplated: CAN I INJECT THIS ALBUM INTO MY BLOODSTREAM
May 24th
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May 24th
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hollyandthesunshine: You don’t know stress until you’ve tried to buy concert tickets as soon as they go on sale.
May 24th
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hermione: #chris pine #you are so chris fine #i want to climb you like a chris vine
May 24th
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Roberto Orci and Alex Kurtzman on Christine Chapel
octobones: tonystarktrek: misschapel: midnight-unicorn: Read More I became enraged when I read the article about this. Jackasses.
May 23rd
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devils-trap: unimodus: heir-of-breasts: half of star trek the animated series is kirk’s face being too close on the screen when he doesn’t need to be in the shot i’m crying it’s true
May 23rd
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kegelkween: *puts fan on high* *gets under blanket*
May 23rd
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idk why it took me so long to figure out that post-it notes = perfect winged eyeliner guide i’m a terrible woman
May 23rd
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May 23rd
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“Women are afraid of meeting a serial killer. Men are afraid of meeting someone...”
–  When Strangers Click, a 2011 documentary about online dating. It reminds me of that famous Margaret Atwood quote: “Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them.” It also reminds me of something written by one of the mods of Sex Worker Problems: “Misandry...
May 22nd
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patrick stump dance party in my living room right now everyone is invited
May 22nd
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May 22nd
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corgay: if a girl says she wants to cut her hair short and your first response is “i dont like girls with short hair” i will shit in your mouth while you sleep
May 22nd
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