honeyyisforbees: Pardon Me - Incubus
i just spent like 3 fucking hours doing my brother and sister in law’s makeup.. NEVER AGAIN.
(631): im so bored in class… i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
(631): I’m basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
(215): Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
(440): I just did the classiest thing ever. (216): last time you said that you got chlamydia.
(256): ‘in an unhealthy relationship’ should def be an fb option
(401): I wonder if they’ve ever made a porno about the song “she’ll be comin’ round the mountain when she comes”
(250): do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub? (1-250): tequila
(214): 1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
Oh, it’s a date then. Pants: Open 24/7. Come any time. (Wait, was that an unintentional bad joke?) Oh, I’ll be comin’.. and comin’.. all night longgg, all night.. I would do dirty dirty things to you. Come join the party, bb. Hope you like whips. And handcuffs. And non-regulation use of the captain’s chair. http://www.formspring.com/forms/?637242-RX679mKYKm
You can come to a party in my pants if you’d like. Fuck yeah. I’ll bring the Romulan ale and green strippers. http://www.formspring.com/forms/?637242-RX679mKYKm
http://www.formspring.com/forms/?637242-RX679mKYKm bored lex is bored. halp.