July 2009
I think it would be so neat if we were friends!
I think you’re neat. Let’s be friends! Because friend shower together naked and that’s awesome.
I think I watch too much porn. I definitely masturbate too much. I feel bad for people who don’t masturbate.
Masturbating is fucking rad, though. Everyone should do it. Not a fan of porn, sadly. Don’t mind literotica.
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How about eating some awesome ice cream with me?
Yes! Soy for me though, I’m lactose intolerant. Sigh.
He moved in close with both of his hands holding my wrists tightly at my sides. He didn’t say anything, but, he flicked his tongue out over his lips. His eyes were burning. He pressed his lips firmly against mine and bit my bottom lip. I brought one hand up and noticed the blood...
i’m mildly gettin into stuff with gator claws i think i can only get off from like bitin, twistin them i’ve only been with one dude, so how do i tell more guys i like it?
You really shouldn’t have sex with alligators.
I ate an entire jar of Marshmallow Fluff by myself in 2 hours today. Is that bad?
It’s only bad because you didn’t share with me. >( Seriously...
I have non-David-fan friends saying ''Hush cats''...
(via quizzical-frisson)
I said “hush cats” to my co-workers the other day and I blame you entirely. WHAT DOES IT EVEN MEAN.
I wish knew people like you in real life.
If there were more people like me irl, we’d all be in for heaps of trouble, sugar. Really though, I’m pretty boring irl. I’m sure you can find someone cooler out there, get to it! Also, if it happens to be a hot dude, get his digits for me.
I’m beginning to think I’d rather have my first sexual experience with a girl,...
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FFFFFFFFFFFF bored. also horny and unsatisfied. have at it.
“especially if he pretends to be House and beats me with his cane” That made me laugh really hard. You are an awesome person (and I totally agree).
No anon, you are an awesome person. You’re free to beat me with your cane too. ;)
I really hate that I’m still a virgin. I want to have sex so badly it’s not even funny, but I hate my body. The thought of anyone touching...
I want to fuck Hugh Laurie and he’s old enough to be my grandfather, as long as he was fairly young when he had kids. I have this fantasy where he is dissatisfied with his wife because she won’t let him get rough, so he fucks me like a madman whenever she is away.
That’s hot. I’d totally bang him too, especially if he pretends to be House and beats me with his cane. Not...
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DRINKS ON ME, LET’S GET CRAZY
Dearest Lex,
secondstar05:
Let’s get drunk together and make some bad decisions.
Love,
Jen
I approve of this plan. I’ll bring the Spock glasses and absurd amounts of rum, you bring the gays, darling.
hey, instead of developing like, 60 different meds for guys who can’t get their dick up, why don’t we like.. work on curing cancer or something. just sayin’.
jen, stop making me feel like an alcoholic. >(
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ffffffff ask/tell me anything, i’m seriously dying from boredom.
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LOL, that is spectacular.
Captain, i’m going to spank you like a monkey. -Bones
I’m down with that. In fact, I might just add it to your official duties as CMO.
You have really nice hair :) hahah I’d say more, but I haven’t really talked to you
Aw, thanks! I love my hair. You should talk to me more...
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hit me with anything, i’m quite bored.
WHAT DID YOU DO, RAY?
… it’s the Stay Puft marshmallow man.
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yeah i know, this again. i’m bored.
stay on the ground -armor for sleep
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btw cobra, smd for not coming to chicago, h8 u 2.
today can just.. get the fuck off. seriously. came so close to telling a few customers to go kill themselves. glad i got my brain-to-mouth filtered repaired.
June 2009
Just a by the by: You are not alone in thinking Zachary Quinto is damn fine. Secret of mine: He was SOOOO fine as Spock in Star Trek too. :D -UhhliviaGray.
ZQ is damn fine in everything he does. True fact. Though if it come down to Nimoy Spock vs. ZQ Spock, I’d have to let the original GQ bastard take me.
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HIT ME SO I CAN FEEL IT, BITCHES.
I wonder where these words are going…to a virtually black hole? The black hole of the blogosphere? Or maybe…you decide! I’m going to go feed my fish MJ Hammer. He’s orange.
Actually, they’re going to Narnia. I live in your closet. Tell MJ I said hey, that bastard fish owes me five bucks. I know where his orange ass sleeps.
would you like some sour gummy worms? :)
I...
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ask/tell me anything. i swear i’ll stop eventually. maybe.
the food channel exists just to torture me.
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questionscommentsloveletterswhateverDOITDOITDOIT
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questions, comments, secrets, anything. idgaf that i keep posting it. i like this and i like you guys.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zh27yMnLQe4 ;)
god it’s so sad that i want to go there.
