next time i see a cat i will hit it with a shovel and next time i see a shark i will fucking harpoon that bitch and make soup out of it i swear to god.
MY FRIEND IS MAKING ME CUSTOM STAR TREK SHOES FOR MY BIRTHDAY MY LIFE IS AWESOME
under the bright lights -empires
i got my hair done. it’s very red and shiny. no pics yet because i’m lazy. also: my mother got a fauxhawk. is this real life?