August 2009
next time i see a cat i will hit it with a shovel and next time i see a shark i will fucking harpoon that bitch and make soup out of it i swear to god.
MY FRIEND IS MAKING ME CUSTOM STAR TREK SHOES FOR MY BIRTHDAY
MY LIFE IS AWESOME
i got my hair done. it’s very red and shiny. no pics yet because i’m lazy.
also: my mother got a fauxhawk. is this real life?