hitchhiking on the howling road

candy corn and mellowcreme pumpkins are the superior halloween candy

shwickk:

Things longer than Kim Kardashian’s wedding:

• Fall Out Boy song titles

so we put out a bucket of candy on a table in front of our door because our big scary dogs bark and go crazy when the bell rings and it tends to scare kids, with the oblig take one and have a nice halloween sign.. and all the kids were great about it, a few even knocked and asked if it was okay to take one(they were adorable). THEN a bunch of fucking teenagers roll up, barely even costumed, take fistfuls of candy while my mom watches through the window, then they come BACK and do it again.. at which point my mom yanks the door open and they all proceed to lie about taking the candy twice. so she takes all their candy back and shuts down the candy station because she was pissed.

this is why nice kids can’t have nice things, you greedy fucknuts ruin it for everyone

who moves in at 8 am on a saturday on halloween weekend.. who, i tell you.. i was cranky enough after being cockblocked last night and this is not helping

well that didn’t go as expected