May 2011
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Excuse me, did you say anything? Because I cannot...
tealsunglasses:
i know i’m late but omg omg new empires so goodÂ
MY VAGINA IS TINGLING
April 2011
sometimes i get the inexplicable urge to get wasted and take all my clothes off.. this week has been full of that urge
sometimes i’m glad i’m too broke to afford liquor because it would only end badly
in other news my commissioners paid me which means i am going shopping for new clothes tomorrow!!
i am in desperate need of clothing that actually fits me
also it was sunny and warm...
aloooveofsparklythings asked: I was just wondering if that new gif with drogo and uh (damn, forgot her name) cuddling is that from the new episode? In California, we have to wait til Sunday to watch Game of Thrones.
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things to do today:
stab everyone
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i hate myself so much sometimes for being so god damn useless.
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Just because you have a penis doesn't mean you're...
i need you so much closer
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sooo i downloaded that words with friends thing since i always see my bf playing it and i am always in need of something new to waste my time on.. my name’s attackedastoria if anyone wants to play? idk how this stuff works! also let me know if you start a game so i’m not like who the fuck are you
WOOOOOOOO SCRABBLE
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Anonymous asked: hey, feel better!
tumblr <3s you and </3s to see you sad.
tumblr <3s you and </3s to see you sad.
i see i missed fat wank as well while i was gone oh goodie gumdrops
i’d also like to take this opportunity to say that if you don’t like what i post then don’t fucking follow me you dumb twits it’s my god damn blog and i’ll post whatever i want why is this such a hard concept for people to grasp
Anonymous asked: if you dont shut the fuck up im going to come into your bedroom tonight and shove a chode-sized glass dildo into your gaping anus you dumbfuck cum repository
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jesus fucking christ can i even get a glass of water without you sniping at me you bastard i know i’m a worthless piece of shit that will never amount to anything like your precious daughters and i would be living in the gutter without your constant support thanks for the daily fucking reminder of how absolutely worthless and unlovable i am
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Anonymous asked: Hi, love your tumblr! Just thought I'd comment to let you know I think your stuff is awesome and you seem like a genuinely amazing person. Stepdads in general can suck ass and as a rule of thumb its best never to listen to what they have to say. Focus on what makes you healthy and happy and your mood will follow. Best of luck.
Love Anon.
Love Anon.