so far i’ve eaten 3 huge peaches, a bowl of blueberries, a bowl of red pepper hummus with half a bag of pita chips, pretzels, and i’m eyeing the chocolate cake in the fridge but i know it’ll make my cramps worse if i eat it so i’m restraining myself.. so hungry omg fuck you hormones don’t eat the cake lex dont eat the cake
omg true blood what are you doing why don’t you follow the fucking books JESUS CHRIST someone please shove ‘king’ beel into obscurity already
you know i really, really love my boyfriend.. not in that ‘omg i luv u let’s get married ur my soulmate!!1’ crazy bitch kinda way, but in that ‘god you are so fucking awesome and under appreciated come here and let me feed you cookies and cake and cuddle you while we watch crappy movies and if we happen to stay together long enough to procreate that’d be cool because...
i love getting screamed at and having things thrown at my face the second i walk into the kitchen for some water
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so i was trying to join the new leet boards(i was curious about who’s still there) but apparently it’s like trying to jump through hoops of fire to get registered and approved over there oh well
i’ve made this fucking cake a million times but the ONE time i actually need it to turn out nicely it turns into a fucking disaster.. figures fuck everything i fail at life