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GUY: I changed my mind. I wanna go back.
ALEXANDER. After the fuss you made about getting left behind?
GUY: Yeah, but that’s when I thought I was the crewman that stays on the ship, and something is up there, and it kills me. But now I’m thinking I’m the guy who gets killed by some monster five minutes after we land on the planet.
JASON: You’re not gonna die on the planet, Guy.
GUY: I’m not? Then what’s my last name?
JASON: It’s, uh, uh— I don’t know.
GUY: Nobody knows! You know why? Becuse my character isn’t important enough for a last name, because I’m gonna die 5 minutes in!
GWEN: Guy, you have a last name.
GUY: Do I? Do I? For all you know, I’m “Crewman #6”!Galaxy Quest
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WHOEVER WROTE THIS EPISODE SHOULD DIE!
“This episode was badly written!” :D