[JUMPS OUT A TENTH STORY WINDOW]
[BARREL ROLLS INTO TRAFFIC]
[SETS NATIONAL MONUMENT ON FIRE]
[RIPS OFF SHIRT]
[punches a hole in your house with a jaeger at 3 am] GET IN LOSER WE’RE KILLING KAIJU
warning: staying up late may cause you to think too much and become emotional
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[puts on red lipstick] [cracks knuckles] time to ruin some boys lives
*throws confetti at you* be quiet
Relationship status: Breakfast
It’s two thirty in the afternoon.
When we’re together time doesn’t exist.
If you make rape jokes, we can’t be friends. If we’re friends and you make a rape joke, I will terminate our friendship immediately.