Theon Greyjoy needs to be slapped with a dick.
A bag of dicks.
A big bag of dicks.
Theon Greyjoy needs to be slapped with a big bag of dicks.
And ISTG, I hope they’re not trying to make him out to be some reluctant part in all this in the show. Theon Greyjoy is a big stupid head.
A big, dumb stupid head with a tiny dick.
That’s what Theon Greyjoy is.